VALENTINE BRIDE (2) by Christine Rimmer: Playboy salesman Caleb Bravo has two problems: His girlfriend wants to get married, and his housekeeper, Irina Lukovic, is about to be deported. Marrying Irina is the ideal solution, but she wants it to be a real marriage. Caleb's fine with that, even though things that happened before Irina came to the U.S. make intimacy a challenge. The revelation that Irina is actually heir to the throne of her homeland changes everything. Though Irina is quite complex, a lackluster premise, an unlikable hero and a very unlikely plot twist add up to a forgettable read.