Tweethearts: Tweets We Loved This Week

The Internet is full of hilarious gems and memorable words of wisdom from the masses. Authors, readers and publishers on Twitter are no exception and continuously put smiles on the faces of Twitter users daily in 140 characters or less. We've started compiling out favorite Tweets. Here are some of the standouts of the week:

We're wondering if this will lead to a monthly Wired column for Petraeus.

What people will do to find their HEA ... 


Might want to change your Thursday night plans, Twilight fans.


Now we'll be forever wary of characters named Toby.


Dear authors who love to spam: Watch out.


That's certainly one way of looking at it.


Priorities take a level of maturity we are not sure we are capaible of.


We love men in uniform, and we're glad we aren't the only ones who appreciate their service:



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