The Internet is full of hilarious gems and memorable words of wisdom from the masses. Authors, readers and publishers on Twitter are no exception and continuously put smiles on the faces of Twitter users daily in 140 characters or less. We've started compiling out favorite Tweets. Here are some of the standouts of the week:
We bet someone out there has already turned this into a story. Or a "Texts from Penises" blog, perhaps?
Fridays at 8pm.
Let's get real. A secret baby would probably spill something on the sparkly dress, anyway.
In case you were wondering how holiday parties at Harlequin's Toronto office go. #1 Totally how we pictured it and #2 We are beyond jealous.
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery and technology.
Unlike the first Tweet, we sincerely hope no one turns this into a story!
Secret Santa is not to be trifled with.
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