The Internet is full of hilarious gems and memorable words of wisdom from the masses. Authors, readers and publishers on Twitter are no exception and continuously put smiles on the faces of Twitter users daily in 140 characters or less. We've started compiling out favorite Tweets. Here are some of the standouts of the week.
Best advice we've heard all day!
We are confused. His eyes have the power to literally knock you out. 'Cuz that would be pretty cool!
"Her" balls, indeed. We've heard of possessive heroines, but claiming his body parts as hers. That's one 'take no prisoners' woman!
We'd rather call someone 'Dom Dom' than 'sir'.
Oh, Tiffany. You've been explaining how sex works to your readers for years!
Plummer cracks need not apply.
We hope we get an invitation to this wedding!
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