The Internet is full of hilarious gems and memorable words of wisdom from the masses. Authors, readers and publishers on Twitter are no exception and continuously put smiles on the faces of Twitter users daily — in 140 characters or less. We've started compiling out favorite Tweets. Here are some of the standouts of the week.
We've scrolled through the bowels of Amazon's erotica. We're not made of strong enough stuff for this job, so we leave it to you: Evil Wylie.
The only way the USPS will ever stay in business is if they employ actual snails.
Add a heating lamp or a really docile chicken to this whole operation and we don't see how it could fail!
We too have been burned before, getting our hopes up on a new awesome guy — er, show — who seems so awesome but never calls us back. Wait, what were we talking about again?
We also walked uphill (both ways!) to get to the store — usually in snow drifts eight feet high!
This is why we need libraries.
We must give credit where credit is due: Well played, Amtrak, well played.
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