Tweethearts: Tweets We Loved This Week

The Internet is full of hilarious gems and memorable words of wisdom from the masses. Authors, readers and publishers on Twitter are no exception and continuously put smiles on the faces of Twitter users daily — in 140 characters or less. We've started compiling out favorite Tweets. Here are some of the standouts of the week:

There you go, folks. A look deep inside the romance author's mind. We can finally mark "the mystery of the jumping penis" as solved! 

We *might* go to the dentist more if this were also true. No wait, probably not. 


We vote you plop down right in the middle of that intersection and eat a donut-cookie-donut sandwich. And make us one, too?

We at RT have long thought that real pants are far overrated. 


We hope this is real. If it is, Mr. King, we doff our hats to you. Well played, good sir. 


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