The Internet is full of hilarious gems and memorable words of wisdom from the masses. Authors, readers and publishers on Twitter are no exception and continuously put smiles on the faces of Twitter users daily — in 140 characters or less. We've started compiling out favorite Tweets. Here are some of the standouts of the week:
And here we were going to go with: "Yo. What's up?" <scrambles to edit email before we hit send>
Our only question is: did you then lick your hand and rub your face? Meow?
You had us shuddering at "hot dogs." (Well, the vegan one of us, anyway.)
As NYC residents, we can tell you, faceplanting is not an unheardof subway occurence. But a pox on you if you block the doors during rush hour.
Surely Gandalf could've used someone to stitch up his cloak along the way, amirite ladies?
Oh now THIS is why no ladies were allowed on the treck!
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