The Internet is full of hilarious gems and memorable words of wisdom from the masses. Authors, readers and publishers on Twitter are no exception and continuously put smiles on the faces of Twitter users daily in 140 characters or less. We've started compiling out favorite Tweets. Here are some of the standouts of the week:
We love awful euphemisms! We even wrote a blog post about them.
Set sail for ... not even sure if we should finish this sentence ...
Every single time, without fail. Target must be pumping drugs through its air vents or something. And don't even get us started on IKEA.
Because the Internet can be a dark, evil place.
You know, for security reasons.
Amazon's new author rating system seems to be working out well.
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