movie recap

It’s December, which means one thing and one thing only: it’s time for us to hunker down, pull out the blanket, and binge watch made-for-TV holiday movies. But what do you do when those movies aren’t enough? Where can you get your holiday romance fix?

Oh, hey there! Did you enjoy a summer weekend outside, with other people? Me, I was inside, enjoying air conditioning and the epic Lifetime movie: The Unauthorized Full House Story. I regret nothing. To the tape!

We at RT love Lifetime movies — especially me — as you can tell by my many recaps of the awesomeness, the debuachery and that one time they made

Oh, hey there! Was there some sort of awards show on last night? I was busy watching the epic Lifetime movie Babysitter’s Black Book for you! I felt it my duty, as a longtime fan of The Baby-Sitters Club (Stacey McGill 4eva). This movie actually has some serious issues that it kind of deals with. Social commentary on the Lifetime channel! Who knew?

Hey, did you know there was a movie called A Novel Romance on the Hallmark Channel this weekend? It stars a male romance author (we know) and a book reviewer. We obviously watched, and recapped, to help you through this dreary Monday. (As book reviewers, we are happy to report that this movie is not based on true events. We swear.)